Blow Job Lessons

by admin on June 27th, 2009

I’m a gay guy, but I can occasionally get aroused thinking about women. The other week I went for dinner with my friend Jacqui and her boyfriend Mark. They’re both in their mid twenties, a few years younger than me. I’ve always fancied Mark; he has a large package in his jeans and a cute fuckable ass. Well, the drinks flowed, and we started talking about blow-jobs. Mark said he didn’t feel that Jacqui really knew how to suck cock, and she explained that she was always a bit anxious about him cumming in her mouth. I jokingly offered to give her lessons. Mark and Jacqui looked at each other then said, “We were kinda hoping you’d say that”. Mark got his cock out – a beautiful. thick 8 incher, rock hard, and I was soon kneeling in front on him sucking on it. Jackie knelt beside me, watching intently and fingering herself as she got excited.

Soon she stripped, and helped Mark and I to get naked too. I let her take over sucking while I went round the back and started tonguing his beautiful, hairy ass. Soon Mark was fucking Jacqui doggie-style. I stood in front of her and she sucked my cock. Soon Mark came up her cunt, he pulled out and I got down there to lap up his spunk, mixed with her juice. Then Jacqui told me that she often shoved a dildo up Mark’s ass, but she’d like to watch me give him the real thing. I fucked him doggie style while Jaqui fondled and kissed him and me. After I shot my load up him, Jacqui and I both got down to lick my cream off his ass crack. I have a feeling they might invite me round again soon.

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Juicy Thong

by admin on June 27th, 2009

My boyfriend of 3 years was making love to me 2 weeks ago. He used what he calls doggy greet on me; he put his 7 inch cock in me and started fucking me for a while and taking it out. I thought he was going to quit on me after he unloaded in me, but to my surprise he got down and ate me out. He repeated a few times until I cummed. When I was moaning in delight, he grabbed my thong on the bed, used it to wipe up my snatch. I thought the thin material of the thong wouldn’t be enough to absorb my juices. I said, “Now what will I wear under my skirt.” He told me, “Shhhhh, don’t say anything and open your mouth.” I did so, thinking he was going to put his cock in, but he shoved my thong in my mouth and told me to suck on it and enjoy my own juices.

I couldn’t believe what he just did to me, making me taste my juices and whatever’s on my thong. But on the same token, I felt dominated by him and loved every bit of it. Usually, he would eat me out and lick my flow and then give me a kiss. I love his surprises. Maybe tonight I’ll blow him and hold his cum in my mouth and kiss him, returning the favor of having him taste his yummy jizz.

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A Sex Tale

by admin on June 27th, 2009

I live in Oklahoma and my boyfriend lives in New Jersey. After a few months he decided to visit me. I’m so in love with him so it’s not just a lust thing. One night, my mom went out of town and we were stuck home alone together. We started to tongue kiss, and he had me lie down on my bed. He layed next to me and we were kissing and fondling. He took my shirt and bra off and started kissing me all over my chest, then started licking and sucking on my nipples. While he was doing this he took the rest of my clothes off and started to finger me. It felt so great.

He then started to kiss me on the stomach and then on the insides of my thighs. Then he started to tongue fuck me, he has his tongue pierced and having that little metal ball rolled across your clit is the greatest feeling. He told me to say his name, and I did. When he got faster I got louder and ended up screaming his name. He layed on his back and I sat on his dick and started to bounce harder each time. He moaned and moaned, even moaned my name as if I was a pro at this. We switched positions and I wrapped my arms around his neck and my legs around his waist and he put his dick all the way inside me, then took it out. He kept this up for about 20 minutes and I was screaming his name a lot. I told him if I wanted it faster or harder and he did so. We both came one last time together and he held me and we went to sleep together. That was the best night of my life.

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Why is my pen sticky?

by admin on June 27th, 2009

At one time I was working in an office with many girls throughout the building. I would often walk around their desks looking for random items belonging to the girls and cum on them, e.g. cups, spare shoes or tights, chairs, desk, coat pockets, etc.

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Virgin Fantasies

by admin on June 27th, 2009

I’m a virgin. I’ve never been with a man, but I think about having my pussy licked all the time. I fantasize about men I just meet touching me on the subway while other people are around. Then I go home and rub my wanting clit until I explode. Right now I have my finger in my pussy and I am thinking about you touching me as you read this.

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Ass Sucking

by admin on June 20th, 2009

There is nothing in life I love more than sticking my tounge as far as possible up my wifes ass.  The taste is so wonderfull.  Sometimes we will stick m&m’s up eachothers asses and suck them out!  Once after I had fucked her ass and cum, she lay on her side and I could see my white cum oozing out.  I just had to start licking and and sucking her asshole.  It was the most horny brew of cum and ass juice I sucked her ass for ages.

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Veggie Love

by admin on June 20th, 2009

I’m addicted to vegetable sex toys.  Like nice huge potatoes, or really oversized carrots.  Even a tray of “baby carrots” gets me going.  There’s nothing like masterbating with warm oily baby carrots.

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Cumming On Me

by admin on June 20th, 2009

I was fucked for the second time at the ripe old age of 18 by a guy who was 36.  I went out with him for about 6 months and although most memories have gone, I do remember something very kinky about him.  He was more interested in cumming on me rather than fucking me.  He used to pick me up from school in his car, make me wank him o he could cum all over me.

Sometimes he would shoot it in my bra or over my blouse.  He had a lovely cock (about 8 1/2 inches ) and he used to cum buckets full!!  It’s only as I’ve got older that I realize how much cum he shot.  His favorite trick was to wank himself in front of me…  Fill my panties ..  Shoot some on my tits…  Then spray my face.  He would even have some left to fill my mouth.  Happy days..  Slurp….  Slurp.

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That Musky Scent

by admin on June 20th, 2009

I absolutely love womens panties.  Especially panties that have been worn by the woman.  When I was 13-16 I had a friend who had three sisters living at home.  They were all very beautiful and I, of course was very aroused by them.  In one of the bathrooms there was a dirty clothes hamper where they would place their panties.  Whenever I could I would sneak into the bathroom and look for panties.  I would pull many out and smell and even taste the crotch of the panties.  I would have such a huge hard on and would masturbate, thinking about fucking them.  I even took several pairs home with me to keep.  I love the sweet, musky scent of a womans pussy.

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Beat Me

by admin on June 20th, 2009

I confess I like having my bare ass beaten good by another guy.  This started when I was a kid growing up and I used to get a strap used on my bare ass all the time by my father.  Sometimes the bastard would use paddles or canes on my ass but usually his tool of choice was this big fat strap that he always wore.  He was one mean S.O.B.  I don’t think a week went by that I didn’t get the shit beat out of me.

On the other hand, my older cunt sister was daddy’s little girl and could do no wrong in his eyes, even when at the tender age of 15– she started letting every other guy in town fuck her.  My old man must have known what a fucking slut she was but he never said anything.  By contrast, one day my old man walked in on me giving a blow job to this buddy of mine (we were both 17 at the time ) .  This was hardly the first time I had sucked dick before, so to me it wasn’t a big deal.  However, I swear I thought the old man was going to shit his pants when he caught us!  I received one of the worse beatings I ever got from him that day.  Guess he was upset over the fact that he’d beem raising a fag all this time.

Of course, by then I was beginning to enjoy the beatings I would get so didn’t mind the pounding I got that day.  The beatings became such a turn-on that I use to jack-off every time I got one, regardless of how many times i’d already jacked-off during the day.  Now that i’m an adult, i’ve had several s&m relationships with men who are very good about beating the shit out of me whenever they feel I need it, but somehow it’s not like the good old days with dear old dad and that marvelious strap of his!

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