Love To Be Watched

My lover and I were at a very secluded park one day. We were parked well off the road, and he had come around to open my door. When he did, I grabbed his pants, undid them, and started giving him a blowie. His cock is beautiful. Irresistible, really.

Anyway, I was sitting in the passenger seat enjoying him as he stood there looking down on me as I sucked him. I was having a wonderful suck when a car started coming down the road. My lover pulled away and was trying to get his cock back in his pants, but I was fighting him for it and got him back in my mouth. There were two guys in the car, and they slowed way down when they got close to us. I couldn’t believe how turned on I was that they were watching me sucking this big, beautiful, hard cock. My lover tried to pull away again, so I grabbed his ass hard and started sucking him more vigorously. He lost it and started pumping his hips. I kept looking over at the guys in the car. One of them was practically in the lap of the guy driving, trying to get a better look.

I was showing off, taking my tongue and running it all over my lover’s cock so they could get a good look, then sliding him all the way down into my throat and sucking him hard. He had my hair now, and was pumping my mouth vigorously. My lover shot a great, hot load of cum that was so sweet, and I just kept sucking him. I was so turned on, I didn’t want to stop. But he finally pulled away and did his pants back up. He didn’t know what to think, I suppose. The show over, the guys drove off, but they made a u-turn further up the road and came back real slow. I think they were hoping to catch something else interesting. I waved and blew a kiss at them, and they were cracking up laughing and blowing kisses back, then drove off. But I was still so horny. I put the seat all the way back and lay down and started playing with my puss. My lover got into the car and fucked me with my feet planted up on the ceiling. I was sort of hoping the guys would come back and watch, but they didn’t. I never really thought I was a voyeur, but I loved having them watch us. I was thinking about it when I came.

Good Girl

A few weeks ago my wife and I were at a party with people from my job. We are all good friends. During the party, my very drunk wife was cuddling up to one of my very best friends and flirting with him. My wife then unbuttoned his shirt and put her hand inside and began to fondle and caress his chest as I watched from across the room. She said to my friend, “Everybody thinks I’m such a nice girl, but I’m really very naughty! I love to fuck all the time! ” What surprised me wasn’t just that my wife was acting so slutty with my good friend, but it was turning me on!!

Later at home when we were in the middle of making love, my wife told me she wanted to have sex with another man! When I asked her if she meant my friend she just smiled and kind of nodded. The next day when she was sober and hung over she was crying and telling me how sorry she was about the night before. I did not tell her, but I wasn’t sorry it happened. I thought that would be the end of it, but a few days later my friend now tells me he wants to fuck my wife!!!! I told him what she had said and he told me how lucky I was to have a wife who would want to do that. Again I was surprised how turned on it made me, thinking of my friend fucking my wife! I realize now that I want my wife to become a cheating slut.

Hi Mom, Hi Dad

Last weekend, I woke up to a combination of pounding and door bell ringing. I answered the door semi hungover to my parents standing in front of me. I don’t think they were too please to see me in my hungover state of mind. They asked me what was on my forehead. I said, “I don’t know.” They told me to go take a look. I went into the bathroom to find out OWNED was written on my forehead.

Puke

So I met this really hot guy at his fraternity. We started hanging out a lot (drunkenly) and one night very early into our relationship I went home with him. I was quite clearly blacked out because the only thing I remember is after we hooked up he left to go to the bathroom and jokingly said “don’t throw up while I’m gone.” I laughed and then the next thing I remember is waking up in the middle of the night laying naked in my own puke in his bed, and seeing him curled up in a ball in his doorway sleeping.

My Son’s Wife

My son’s wife is very attractive. I used to see her fucking my son from a hole I had made on the wooden wall of their room. When my son was away I told her that I would break them up if she wouldn’t let me fuck her. She had no choice, I licked her juicy pussy and made her cum many times in my mouth. I fucked her pussy doggy style and fingered her asshole at the same time. She was moaning heavily and was enjoying everything I was doing to her. After I was done, I walked out of the room as if nothing had happened.

Bloody Sex

Last weekend I was fucking this Kate Hudson/Kathy Griffin looking sweety. She let out a loud scream, rolled over, and started crying while shaking back and forth on the laundry room floor of my fraternity house crying and grabbing her ass. Once I noticed blood on her hands I drove her to the hospital and took her to the E.R. but had to carry her in my arms because she was in too much pain to walk. I told the doctor she was my girlfriend just so it wouldn’t look as bad or as slutty for her which led the doctor to assume he should tell ME that she should only eat blended food and liquids for the next three to five weeks. When I dropped her off at her apartment I apologized and let her know about her new diet for the month of May. Yesterday I found out she was a virgin.

The Jeep

I was recently having a party at my cottage by a nearby lake. A girl that has been known to be a little bit freaky showed up and I decided that this was a prime opportunity. Because my place was pretty crowded and the party was going strong, we decide to take it to my friend’s jeep outside. Once inside she begins to perform some manual labor on me that could be compared to a 45 year old plumber going to town on me with a monkey wrench. I was beginning to get frustrated and decided it had to stop, so I proposed the idea of some friendly intercourse. After spending twenty or so minutes trying to somehow fit my manhood inside of her “hoo-hoo” (which was far from clean shaven). After developing major rugburn, I realize that this is not one of my favorite sexual encounters to date. Finally she gets on top of my saliva-doused person and starts to git-r-done. After less than two minutes, I noticed a pool of fluid gathering in my belly button. I realized that this was some genuine female love juice and along with my belly it was all over the jeep. The intoxication kicked in and I started laughing hysterically. The laughter however did not last long as she began to lick it out of my belly button, and wipe some of it that had dripped into my ass crack. I was so freaked out that I am still too scared to talk to her. The next day my friend received a compliment on the jeep as his grandma told him that she liked the smell of it.

Why is it red?! Oh…

A few years back I was dating the most beautiful girl I had seen. Green eyes, long brown hair, slender body and she rode horses (any implicit innuendo is acceptable). She was getting all dolled up to go out with her friends that night when a stroke of genius occurred. “hmmmm…” i thought. “She is looking rather sexy, maybe I could persuade her in to a little pre-party intercourse.” So I gently walked up behind her in the bathroom mirror and start kissing her neck softly, slowly running my hands across her stomach. She is leaning back slowly breathing in my ear ever so gently. I keep kissing her and with the mood becoming heated I slide my hand down her jeans and into panties. I maintain my focus on kissing her neck while ever so gently petting her. Moments later she is grinding against me, the room is spinning with how enamored we’ve become. I run my hands all over her chest, her breasts and stomach. I whisper in her ear “you’re so wet.” At this precise moment she gazed in to the mirror. The scene somewhat resembled the beginning of Robocop. She had just started her period. Mind you she just finished spending an hour getting ready and my magic hands just made her look like an extra from Army of Darkness. Needless to say I did not get laid.

Throbbing Eye

My ex-girlfriend and I were doing it in my car when we decided to change positions. It was a relatively tight space so while we were attempting to shift around, she elbowed me in my left eye. It throbbed momentarily, but I thought nothing of it. Within two weeks I had developed full blown Bell’s Palsy, paralyzing the left side of my face.

Nurses Need Fucking Too

A nurse was taking my blood pressure at the hospital when she noticed my hard on. She took me into a room and sucked me off swallowing all of my cum. Then she bent over on the bed spreading her ass cheeks and begged me to fuck her up the butt. She said it was her first time up the ass and my cock inspired her to try it. She is divorced and really needed a good fuck.